First entry: EMO TALES!!

If i have to hear one more emo complain to me about something that they can fix by letting it go i'm gonna shoot myself in the foot! i have a good number of emo friends. while they are some of the most uhhh "interesting" people i've ever met, i can't take the " i'm thinking about killing myself" or the " i've been cutting again" much longer. i really need to know the source of this new wave of emos. i'm gonna get to the bottom of this! i'm gonna put a stop to the emo wave. i'll title this exploit, Emo  Tales from the Crypt!